Innocent Bolt From The Blue 750ml

Look at that. Just look at it. That’s a blue drink in a bottle. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s juicy. It’s blue. It’s delicious. It’s beautiful. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, guava, coconut water and a dash of spirulina with extra vitamins to give you the bolt of energy that’s right there on the front of the bottle. We haven’t figured out what its main selling point is going to be yet but did you notice that it’s blue? We did that on purpose. And we’ll keep going on about it til we’re blue in the face because that’s wholly appropriate, given the circumstances.